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Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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