I think scott just propositioned me for sex
well you can't waste a boner
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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