I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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