He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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