Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
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