plz talk dirty to me
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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