have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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