all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
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on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
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all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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