Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
zippers are such a cool invention
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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