Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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