Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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