D3 body, D1 cock
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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