Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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