Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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