Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
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dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
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You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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