Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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