No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
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As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
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Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I just gargled with NyQuil
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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