So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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