I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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