Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i just google imaged poop.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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