I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
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No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
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We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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