i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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