...so i touched it.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
birth control should be required to get into college
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
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I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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