Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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