google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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