You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
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Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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