# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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