just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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