You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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