Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
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I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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