and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
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Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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