found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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