White coat. Heels.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
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Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
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I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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