She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I need to calm my uterus...
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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