I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize