I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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