I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
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you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
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A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
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