Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
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I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
What a dumb baby whore.
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This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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