so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Randomize