seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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