I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
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I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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