so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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