you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
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How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
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I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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