My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Do vagina's smell?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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