school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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