Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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