Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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