do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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