The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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