Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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