..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
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Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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