It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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