He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
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Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
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I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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