Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
love makes seman taste better
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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