Me too!
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i will never coherently bang her
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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